Over the last three weeks we've been staying in a lovely apartment in a Scottish city. As part of the deal with the agency we get a cleaner every week.
Week one:
Sheets not changed on the bed. Carpet not hoovered.

This was not too offensive but then..
Week two:
The handwash we'd bought had vanished.
Not enough clean towels left and one bed had not got sheets changed again.
Bottle of shower cleaner left in shower.
Cloth used to clean bathroom sink left behind. Not on the side or in the sink, but in my colleagues wash bag.
Magazine removed from the bin, obviously read, the left on the chair in the kitchen.
She'd even had a poo in the toilet and not flushed it. :??:

Fair play though, she did switch the table lamps off at the wall.