1. Serve UHT milk at breakfast. Not just for tea, but for putting on cereal.
2. Don’t replace the damp towels with fresh ones in the morning clean, just leave them on the window sill and open the window. That’ll dry them off quickly.
3. Ensure that showers are leaky and water can barely flow up the pipe to the shower head.
4. Have the water heaters on in the early morning only, so somebody wanting a bath at 9:30am has to boil the kettle five times to make the water acceptably warm.
5. Have bed bugs.
6. At breakfast have no staff serving, just a small amount of self service food. Then, leave a pot of tea on the hot counter for 2 hours. Mmmm, stewed.
Rather depressingly this is not a compilation of several hotels I’ve visited. It’s just one hotel. Roll on next week…..
