Whilst in a school in the South Yokshire area, I took part in a conversation so odd I had to write it down afterwards so I wouldn't forget it.
Transcript of a genuine conversation between me and two Y9 girls.
Me: Where does electricity come from?
Girl 1: Wires.
Me: How does it get into the wires?
Girl 1: God.
Girl 2: What about Jesus?
Girl 1: Wasn't God Jesus' dad?
Girl 2: Yeah. What about the donkey?
Girl 1: Wasn't Jesus married to the donkey?
Girl 2: Yeah.
At this point I leave....... 
